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| all im sayin'house, holmes
a HOUSE is a HOME
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| Learn the TRUTH about Hussein Obama Hussein Obama never bagged the grass when he cut the yard.
Hussein Obama takes advice from chipmunks
Hussein Obama leaves the toilet seat UP.
Hussein Obama never rewound tapes before he returned them.
Hussein Obama has overdue library books in NINE STATES.
Hussein Obama ripped the tag off his mattress
Hussein Obama once parked his car next to TERRORIST Patty Hearst's BMW.
Hussein Obama noticed the "dry clean only!" sign on his suit and washed it anyway
Hussein Obama wrote "The penis mightier than the sword," on his 7th grade history essay.
Hussein Obama squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube
Hussein Obama reads magazines at the magazine stands despite the sign saying not to read them without paying.
Hussein Obama mixes paper with plastic when recycling.
Hussein Obama takes two free cheese samples at the grocery store, despite the sign asking "one per customer, please"
Hussein Obama drives 46 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone.
Hussein Obama never tips more than 8%.
Hussein Obama drew handlebar mustaches on pictures of Jesus in Sunday school
Hussein Obama leaves his dirty underwear on the floor.
Hussein Obama posts on 4chan
Hussein Obama yiffs Michelle wearing a lion fursuit.
Hussein Obama and Michelle started in the furry Orangina commercials.
Hussein Obama will sometimes drink milk straight from the carton
Hussein Obama likes to run for president, even though the sign says to walk!
Hussein Obama occasionally listens to Public Enemy or some of N.W.A.'s early recordings
Hussein Obama dirty-dicked the jar of mayo in your fridge.
Hussein Obama had sex with a married black woman.
Hussein Obama is the father of two black children
shamelessly stolen from something awful.
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| Todaytoday is the best day. i hope to have more best days.
also, if you are ever in quicksand, lay on your back and put your feet up. i read about it on the internet.
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| butthole ghost.the ghost of maxx hardcore lives in my butthole. dont look him up. just believe its the worst ghost to ever to live in your butthole.
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